How Do You Participate In Black Friday?

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I don't
	14577 votes / 70%

I'll wait for Cyber Monday
	1421 votes / 6%

I'll shop from my computer
	1973 votes / 9%

I'll go to a store if absolutely necessary
	587 votes / 2%

I'll visit a few brick & mortar stores
	351 votes / 1%

I'll wait in line to get the deal I want
94 votes / 0%

I'll trample children and the elderly
	1094 votes / 5%

I'm employed at a store, please don't yell at me
	447 votes / 2%

20544 total votes.
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Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.

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I'll be working... (Score:3, Funny)

by khr (708262) writes: <kevinrubin@gmail.com> on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @03:13PM (#42058661) Homepage

But I'm sending my wife out shopping on 5th Avenue in Manhattan...

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I don't really, but... (Score:4, Funny)

by Jethro (14165) writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @04:01PM (#42059265) Homepage

I do kinda like going to Target Friday evening. It looks like it's been through a war. Everything's picked over, there's stuff all over the floors, the employees look like they've been ducking live ammunition all day... it's great.
I should mention I usually go to Target on Friday evenings.

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I would be out trampling, but...... (Score:5, Funny)

by rgbscan (321794) writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @04:23PM (#42059505) Homepage

No arrow to the knee choice???

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I'm a guy. (Score:5, Funny)

by Eevee (535658) writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @05:08PM (#42059929)

Christmas shopping is performed on Dec. 24th, after dinner.

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Re:oh well in that case (Score:4, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @05:57PM (#42060489)

Yeah, GP should have said person of color.

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I will... (Score:5, Funny)

by Translation Error (1176675) writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @06:25PM (#42060811)

trample children and the elderly!

And then maybe go shopping.

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Re:Canadians have it now too (Score:4, Funny)

by geekoid (135745) writes: <dadinportlandNO@SPAMyahoo.com> on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @07:21PM (#42061413) Homepage Journal

"Two hour commutes suck."
I used to think that. After I had kids it was called 'me time'~

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Re:I'll be working... (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @07:49PM (#42061701)

I'm so sorry for your loss

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Re:I'll be working... (Score:2, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @08:09PM (#42061821)

i am truley sorry for your lots
FTFY

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Re:I work retail (Score:3, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Wednesday November 21, 2012 @10:04PM (#42062783)

What's the problem? Don't you receive an appropriate increase in your compensation due to the additional workload?

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Re:I'm not in the US, you insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Thursday November 22, 2012 @06:24AM (#42064883)

Nor am I, but I am still going to trample kids and elderly

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Re:wiki (Score:4, Funny)

by reboot246 (623534) writes: on Friday November 23, 2012 @12:24AM (#42070959) Homepage

I know of no one in retail who works 364 days a year.

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Re:my TV just broke (Score:3, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Friday November 23, 2012 @05:53PM (#42077003)

I'm in Germany.
What is Schwarzer Freitag?
Is it a special day for darker color people?

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White Friday (Score:4, Funny)

by Roger W Moore (538166) writes: on Saturday November 24, 2012 @01:18AM (#42079787) Journal

Up here in Canada for the last couple years we have started to see Black Friday deals.
True only this time of year it's a white friday, followed by a white saturday, white sunday etc. ...until May....if we are lucky.

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How Do You Participate In Black Friday?

I'll be working... (Score:3, Funny)

I don't really, but... (Score:4, Funny)

I would be out trampling, but...... (Score:5, Funny)

I'm a guy. (Score:5, Funny)

Re:oh well in that case (Score:4, Funny)

I will... (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Canadians have it now too (Score:4, Funny)

Re:I'll be working... (Score:2, Funny)

Re:I'll be working... (Score:2, Funny)

Re:I work retail (Score:3, Funny)

Re:I'm not in the US, you insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)

Re:wiki (Score:4, Funny)

Re:my TV just broke (Score:3, Funny)

White Friday (Score:4, Funny)

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