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Apple Stores Demonstrate That Retail Still Lives

Posted by Zonk on Fri Dec 28, 2007 06:41 PM
from the brick-and-mortar-like-bees-and-honey dept.
WheezyJoe writes "Maybe OS X Leopard has its problems, but the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store. A policy that encourages lingering, with dozens of fully functioning computers, iPods and iPhones for visitors to try, even for hours on end (one patron wrote a manuscript entirely at the store) has 'given some stores, especially those in urban neighborhoods, the feel of a community center ... Meanwhile, the Sony flagship store on West 56th Street, a few blocks from Apple's Fifth Avenue store, has the hush of a mausoleum. And being inside the long and narrow blue-toned Nokia store on 57th Street feels a bit like being inside an aquarium. The high-end Samsung Experience showroom, its nuevo tech music on full blast one recent morning, was nearly empty.'"
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  • Apples and pears? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by empaler (130732) on Friday December 28 2007, @06:45PM (#21844316) Journal

    Maybe OS X Leopard has its problems, but the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store.
    ...
    Seriously, that is a lame run-on. If you can't think of a good one to put in the summary, don't.
      • The only problem with the Apple store is the cultish atmosphere.
        You're posting that comment to Slashdot?

      • by pyite (140350) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:28PM (#21845046)
        The only problem with the Apple store is the cultish atmosphere.

        This might previously have been a problem for Apple, but now it's anything but. Any sort of "cult" feel (I'd venture to say more like "club" feel) works to their advantage. People on the outside want to know what's so special. It doesn't hurt that the trickle down effect from a large portion of vocal Internet community (i.e. bloggers) is in full swing. Even though Macs are obviously in the general minority, there is a feel that they're more than that.

        • by Divebus (860563) on Saturday December 29 2007, @02:52AM (#21846732)

          The only problem with the Apple store is the cultish atmosphere.
          This might previously have been a problem for Apple, but now it's anything but. Any sort of "cult" feel (I'd venture to say more like "club" feel) works to their advantage. People on the outside want to know what's so special.

          I'll buy "Club" feel way before "Cultish". They seem bright and inviting to me. As an accused cultist (stop calling me that!), I can say that from the inside of the Apple Store, the feeling is "why would people keep torturing themselves with that other kind of computer?" Lately, it's OK to look inside and find there's not much of a cult.

      • by mrchaotica (681592) * on Friday December 28 2007, @09:51PM (#21845500)

        I bought an Apple Airport Extreme at the Apple Store on Monday.

        Just out of curiosity, what makes the Airport Extreme worth the extra $80 compared to a non-Apple 802.11n router?

      • by empaler (130732) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:07PM (#21844938) Journal

        No it isn't. A run-on sentence is a sentence in which two or more independent clauses are joined without punctuation or conjunctions.[1] [wikipedia.org]

        You might consider it a non sequitur... but then you'd also be wrong.
        Settle for lame segue?
  • well, maybe (Score:5, Funny)

    by User 956 (568564) on Friday December 28 2007, @06:47PM (#21844336) Homepage
    the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store.

    These people have never been to a Fry's. If you've never been to one, picture this: they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other.
    • they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other
      Yes, but I shreek at the idea of standing in line with people consuming energy drinks and porn. This doesn't make me happy!
    • Frys Electronics (Score:5, Informative)

      by stoolpigeon (454276) * <bittercode@gmail> on Friday December 28 2007, @07:18PM (#21844586) Homepage Journal
      In my experience Frys is bar none the best techie store I have ever been in. I have never been somewhere with as wide a selection. They carry apple products and a ton of other stuff too. I don't know how big the largest apple store is but you could probably drop it into the average frys.
    • by Franklin Brauner (1034220) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:36PM (#21844736)
      These people have never been to a Fry's. If you've never been to one, picture this: they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other.

      And the employees still can't tell you where either is.
      --
      Franklin
      • Re:well, maybe (Score:5, Interesting)

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 28 2007, @07:12PM (#21844524)
        Having worked at Fry's I think most of the employees know where the porn is. Some of them probably even have stolen some of it. ;)

        If Fry's could keep the products in the right place as opposed to being everywhere else except for where it ought to be they would probably have a pretty good techie store. They could also do a better job keeping the popular items in stock. I used to joke that Fry's carries virtually everything someone might want, they just don't have what you came to the store to buy in stock! Ironic, but true. They do a great job keeping adapters that have virtually no value to most customers, but products that sell like hotcakes they can't seem to keep in stock. Fry's employees a fair degree of idiots, but every store has a few geeks on the payroll. I remember one customer that complimented that I knew more than the Apple Store did about macs ironically.

        The biggest problem I see that discourages one from wanting to buy stuff from the Apple Store is that their return policy sucks. That and their inventory of accessories is pretty limited. If you exclude the stores that don't carry Mac stuff the Apple Store ironically is one of the worst stores to look for Mac stuff. I know a lot of customers came into Fry's because the Apple Store pretends that no body would want to continue to use some of their older products. Want a battery for an older ipod? Not going to find it in an Apple Retail Store. Want anything for a lot of the older macs? You aren't going to find it at the Apple store. If the store is owned by Apple I kind of expect them to do a good job carrying stuff for their products. It is sad when they are sending their customers to go to MicroCenter or Fry's or MacMall for an APPLE product!

        Anyone who ever worked at Fry's needless to say is going to post anonymous, because of the ridicule one would get if they knew who you were...
        • by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 28 2007, @09:14PM (#21845294)
          They do a great job keeping adapters that have virtually no value to most customers, but products that sell like hotcakes they can't seem to keep in stock.

          They have no trouble keeping items in stock that no-one buys, but items that are in high demand are often gone? Damn you, laws of physics!
  • by MichaelSmith (789609) on Friday December 28 2007, @06:50PM (#21844364) Homepage Journal
    Just plain retail. Selling stuff which is not worth hacking.

    My local Big W store, on the other hand, has these self service checkouts. You scan the products yourself and put them on some kind of weight verification thing, then spend five or 10 minutes doing a credit card transaction. While my wife was trying to get that to work I took a look at another terminal where the POS application had apparently crashed, leaving an interesting windows desktop with a working touch screen mouse. The staff didn't appreciate my attempted repair though, in fact there were so many people keeping an eye on that broken terminal they could have run a whole line of manual checkouts.

    Anyway if a real apple store opens here in Melbourne I might take a look but I can't see myself buying anything there.
  • I swear to god, it is a store that sells nothing. Its, instead, a showcase of the current samsung products available at any store that sells electronics in New York City. I went there once trying to buy a wireless adaptor for my sasmung DVD receiver, and I couldn't buy it there. Why would i waste my time going there?
    • by peragrin (659227) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:23PM (#21845034)
      that is why the gateway, dell, stores are falling like mad.

      apple stores sell apples latest products and you can get customer service there. On top of that if you are having problems with your mac or just want to learn some new software they have people who will teach you for an hourly fee of course, and are fairly patient.

      When was the last time someone sat down with your mom and showed them how to use "random photo album software here" for an hour? when done that lady new more than i do, but then again i can figure out every thing I missed.
  • We shopped that store in September. I remember checking out some yoyodyne pen gadget which saved the writing electronically via magic paper.
    Other than being priced outside of the impulse shopping range, it had the usual Nokia coolness.
    The point of the article is well taken, though; cel phones don't do much to engender community.
  • by realmolo (574068) on Friday December 28 2007, @06:59PM (#21844422)
    "...given some stores, especially those in urban neighborhoods, the feel of a community center ..."

    It's true. It's a great place to hang out. I know lots of guys that met their boyfriends at the Apple Store.

  • Who'da thunk it! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by 4D6963 (933028) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:00PM (#21844426)

    A policy that encourages lingering, with dozens of fully functioning computers, iPods and iPhones for visitors to try, even for hours on end (one patron wrote a manuscript entirely at the store) has 'given some stores, especially those in urban neighborhoods, the feel of a community center

    Wait, you mean that a store that lets people freely do whatever they wish to do with little restrictions is more successful than a store in which you can just buy and leave? Who'da thunked it!

      • Re:Who'da thunk it! (Score:5, Interesting)

        by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF (813746) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:50PM (#21844830)

        The thing about Apple stores is that actually have software which you can try out on their computers.

        Quite a while ago I was in a CompUSA and I saw someone plug an iPod into one of the demo machines, drag MS Office onto the iPod icon, and walk out with it. remember thinking that OS X made application installation and transfer easy, something that was great for users, but which retailers probably had not considered.

        • Re:Who'da thunk it! (Score:4, Informative)

          by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF (813746) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:44PM (#21844796)

          Apple's working with a very small potential software base.

          Are you joking? There is so much software for OS X, Apple would need thousands of computers just to have enough hard drive space to fit them all. They don't install everything, just a few of the more popular software packages, like MS Office.

          If Best Buy did that here in the states they would need to have, oh I don't know, 18,000 computers set up and running.

          No, they just need to install a few, common applications so they have something for users to try out.

  • techie (Score:5, Insightful)

    by rpillala (583965) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:07PM (#21844470)

    If I were going to buy a computer, the first thing I would do once I got it is open it up and see what I could improve down the road. This is probably why I've never been inside an Apple store. I think the NYT is using the word techie the same way they'd use the word "foodie." Foodies aren't cooks, don't necessarily know anything about cooking, but they do know what they like. And they'll tell you why.

    I think the appeal of Apple computers is different (but related) to the appeal of the computers themselves.

  • Prices aren't ideal (Score:5, Interesting)

    by oboreruhito (925965) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:07PM (#21844472)
    When I can get the same Wacom tablet for $40 less at Office Depot, it isn't ideal for anyone but Steve Jobs and people who, if Apple charged for the service, would already spend $40 to use the Genius Bar to learn how to plug a USB device into a USB port. Notably, the actual article never says Apple Stores are ideal for techies --actually, it's pretty specific in how it caters to people who need their hands held every step of the way. Those markups are service charges, money shoppers spend for good, in-person customer service. People with any sense of doing things themselves will never go for that, and I'd toss most techies into that group. That said, like most everything else Apple, the stores execute many things so well that, even though they only make a miniscule-to-medium dent on the actual marketplace, others will imitate them mercilessly. I can't wait to see wireless checkouts everywhere, and the open-access model to their hardware makes so much sense. (That's particularly well described on TFA's second page, where a writer who couldn't afford a computer wrote a 300-page manuscript on Apple Store computers and was accommodated by the staff.) Still, shoot me if you catch me buying something there at their markups of non-Apple products. Theirs are the worst I've ever seen retail, and that's saying a lot.
    • by stewbacca (1033764) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:10PM (#21844506)
      On one hand, every other /. post bitches and moans about Big Box Retail, then you go and post how a non big box store sells Wacom tablets for $40 more. The consumer needs to make up their collective mind. Pay less and deal with evil big box, or pay more for personalized service?
        • by vux984 (928602) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:41PM (#21844780)
          Why would I shop with either the big boxes or the service boutiques when I get better prices and service at Newegg, anyway?

          Its hard to decide from looking at newegg screenshots whether you want a glossy or matte screen on your next monitor, or whether the mouse you're eyeing is going to actually fit in your hand comfortably, or how that funky ergonomic keyboard feels, etc, etc, etc.

          Tech savvy people shop at the boutiques/big boxes but buy at the online discounter. If that proves successful enough, and the boutiques and big boxes disappear... where are you going to shop? Are the online discounters going to open up boutiques so you can see and feel the stuff before you buy it? And if so... will you pay the markup they're going to have to charge to cover it... or will you shop at the newegg boutique but buy at 'hole-in-the-wall-online-discounter'?

          Pure online works for products you've previously worked with, or where the specs alone are all that matter... like CPU's, or hard drives. But when choosing an HDTV, are you really going to be satisfied with buying it before SEEING it? When buying shoes are you going to be satisfied with buying it before trying it on? A good return policy helps... but you usually have to suck up the shipping costs, which can add up fast...

          I find people who heavily advocate online dealers like newegg are usually leeching shopping touch it/see it services from local boutiques. Being able to see and touch a product before buying it has value... and its an issue newegg and the like haven't really addressed. While shopping at boutiques and buying online isn't sustainable - if everyone did it, boutiques would disappear.

          • by uglyduckling (103926) <uglyduckling@flash m a i l .com> on Friday December 28 2007, @08:05PM (#21844928) Homepage
            I find people who heavily advocate online dealers like newegg are usually leeching shopping touch it/see it services from local boutiques. Being able to see and touch a product before buying it has value... and its an issue newegg and the like haven't really addressed. While shopping at boutiques and buying online isn't sustainable - if everyone did it, boutiques would disappear.

            I base my purchasing choice on 'value added'. If I walk into a shop and they actually know what they're talking about, help me look at different options and come to a reasonable decision about what to buy, then I will happily pay 10-15% on top of the best online price. A good example of this is musicical instrument shops - I went to buy some new cymbals the other week and spent 45 minutes with the shop's drum salesman and came away with a decent set of cymbals. Most high-street computer shops (like PC World in the UK) are staffed by idiots who don't know the difference between FSB speed and on-chip cache, and will answer 'yes' to almost any technical question if they think it will help make a sale. I have no problem at all with going to their store to look at the hardware then buying online.

            If the staffed-by-idiots shops disappear, it won't be a problem at all. I went to the Stuff Show [bestofstuff.co.uk] a couple of months back and was able to play with all the hardware I wanted, talk with people that know all about it (in some cases the people who designed it) and can happily order from whomever I please.

            I'm sure that if the online people drive the bricks-and-mortar shops out of business it will be because the bricks-and-mortar people aren't making the best of the advantage they have - the chance to interact with the customer in person and not just make a sale but build up the kind of trust that encourages repeat business. The way to do that is to have knowledgable people on the shop floor who have a genuine passion for technology and aren't afraid to admit that they don't understand something if necessary. I'm sure there are far more tech geeks around than music geeks, so if the music shops can manage it then the computer shops can too.
  • by isaac (2852) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:11PM (#21844512)
    Apple stores win because of the "Genius Bar."

    Yes, the crowds suck. Yes, the stores just scream "rip-off margins." Yes, "genius bar" is a stupid name.

    Still, the ability to schlep a system in and have the problem worked in most cases while-u-wait is what gets people into those stores. (Try that with a Dell or an HP sometime. Whoops! Hope you like shipping things. And for a real laugh, try bringing a sony product into a 'Sony Style' store for a support or repair issue.)

    -Isaac

    • by Lumpy (12016) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:40PM (#21844760) Homepage
      The difference is simple. Apple stores have semi competent people working the genius bar. Best buy has drooling idiots manning the Geek squad moron room.

      Get best buy to triple wages, and hire based on competence+skill and not certifications+willingness to be whores, and you will be able to do the same thing in the PC world.

      Problem is it's far easier to justify buying a new $499.99 PC instead of spending $350.00 on fixing the thing. while a $2100.00 MAC is worth having $350.00 of work done to it.
  • loiterers (Score:5, Funny)

    by mightyQuin (1021045) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:27PM (#21844666)
    from TFA:
    Isobella Jade was down on her luck, living on a friend's couch and struggling to make it as a fashion model when she had the idea of writing a book...
    Ms. Jade spent hours at a stretch standing in a discreet corner of the store, typing. Within a few months, she had written nearly 300 pages.

    Hmmm, I wonder how many guys struggling to make it as say, I dunno... a farmer, they let use their computers everyday for months?

  • the smell (Score:4, Funny)

    by SoupGuru (723634) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:34PM (#21844720)
    Can you smell the smug wafting out of an Apple store like you can smell the nerd wafting out of the video game store?
  • I was talking to an employee at the Apple store near here, about the store.

    The people working there weren't being particularly helpful, not their fault, there's not much you can do about a bad hard drive but replace it and I had a couple people ahead of me... and I was coming down with a cold, and feeling generally miserable, and really wanted to get my hard drive replaced and get home... but I was also wishing that I was feeling well enough to hang out there longer.

    What was clear to me, but not apparently immediately clear to the young man, that the big difference between the people working at the Apple store and the people working at the other geek stores in the area is that they wanted to be working at the Apple store. The fact that they were working for Apple was what made all the difference to them, and that made all the difference to their customers. They wouldn't have been motivated selling Dells.

    Now I'm not really a big fan of most of Apple's products... I really wish they'd unbundle so I didn't have to put up with a Mac so I could run OS X. But you can see the feedback going on, between the people who are into the whole Apple schtick, and the people who run the stores, and the style, and everything, and it all works together amazingly well. The reality distortion field lives in that feedback, too, and for an hour or so I was rather enjoying it.
  • by sg3000 (87992) * <sg_public@mac . c om> on Friday December 28 2007, @07:38PM (#21844754)
    It's always helpful to look back to see what the naysayers were saying back in the day. Business Week's Cliff Edwards said back in 2001 [businessweek.com] in an opinion piece titled "Sorry, Steve: Here's Why Apple Stores Won't Work":

    Problem is, the numbers don't add up. Given the decision to set up shop in high-rent districts in Manhattan, Boston, Chicago, and Jobs's hometown of Palo Alto, Calif., the leases for Apple's stores could cost $1.2 million a year each, says David A. Goldstein, president of researcher Channel Marketing Corp. Since PC retailing gross margins are normally 10% or less, Apple would have to sell $12 million a year per store to pay for the space. Gateway does about $8 million annually at each of its Country Stores. Then there's the cost of construction, hiring experienced staff. "I give them two years before they're turning out the lights on a very painful and expensive mistake," says Goldstein.

    At the time, people didn't realize that the iPod was going to be so successful, but clearly the retail store was an important step for Apple. This opinion piece illustrates one of the problems of business experts who opine about a single step in a strategy, without having the vision to see how it fits into the whole. So Apple's gamble seems to have paid off. Here's to Apple sticking to a plan and seeing it through.

  • Not locked (Score:5, Informative)

    by JoeCommodore (567479) <larry@portcommodore.com> on Friday December 28 2007, @07:42PM (#21844782) Homepage
    Unlike most stores which has to lock their computers, due to the OS being so susceptible, most places that have Macs are open to explore, they probably are on a limited account but it's not the guided tour with safety-rails demos that you see on Windows PCs at most places.

    Many I see are playing DVDs or maybe iTunes music. Once in a while Ive seen them with some FPS game. When I have seen Windows Desktops its either running 'just' the desktop, or one that has crashed to the desktop. Most of the times though I just see that fancy Aquarium screen saver.
  • by jollyreaper (513215) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:42PM (#21844788)
    Back in the late 90's, the money fell out of the hardware market, at least for PC's. Yet somehow Apple is able to keep their margins high and the customers happy to pay for it. The logic goes that a company should stick to the knitting. Apple knew nothing about the music industry or making music players, it seemed like a bonehead move to do the iPod and iTunes. Look who proved the skeptics wrong. And now they're getting into retail, something that we laughed at Gateway for, the lack of retail floorspace being something that Dell was praised for, being a lean and nimble company. Now Dell is being criticized for their shitty service and Apple is praised for the innovation of opening retail stores.

    I've come up with a new slashdot meme.

    1. Apple decides to enter the [something improbable] market
    2. Apple kicks ass at it in defiance of all logic
    3. Turtleneck sweater
    4. Profit

    What really pisses me off is my current XP laptop is certainly going to be the last Windows unit I own so I'll be forced to make the jump on the next one to Ubuntu or OSX. I've grudgingly settled for Microsoft products because it's a shitty platform that also happens to support most of the software I use and shitty support is better than nothing. With OSX I'll still be able to run XP in a VM. Shit. Looks like I'm going to finally become one of those Mac weenies I used to make fun of.
  • Why they work (Score:5, Insightful)

    by wickerprints (1094741) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:50PM (#21845150)
    1. Organized, predictable, uniform. This means things are easy to find in the store, services are reliable, and the shopping experience is consistent from store to store.
    2. Open, bright. Stores are well-lit, spacious, have an inviting entrance, and allow visitors to browse.
    3. Products sell themselves. Rather than relying on salespeople to pressure customers to purchase goods, the stores consistently showcase the products and let the customer try it in order to make the purchasing decision on their own terms. Salespeople are there to answer questions, not push visitors into buying.
    4. Availability of customer service. The customer-oriented services (Genius Bar, Studio, kids' area, demos) demonstrate that Apple is interested in making the shopping experience comfortable.

    Now, bear in mind, Apple is in it to make money. That's just the reality. But the company's philosophy is that money is made by creating the best possible product and the best possible consumer experience. They don't do these things out of the goodness of their hearts; rather, these things are the consequence of the particular business model they have chosen. That their motives are sometimes misunderstood is unfortunate, not because of how it reflects upon Apple, but rather, how it is symptomatic of the fact that we as a society of consumers have become so jaded by the way the rest of corporate America approaches profitability in a free-market system that we DO get confused when a company DOESN'T believe that the easiest way to make money is to rape us for every last penny they can lie, cheat, and steal from us.

    So, to be certain, the Apple Retail Stores are a classic example of retail design through careful analysis and re-evaluation of consumer behavior. They don't do these things because they make you feel good; they do them because, as a way of increasing profitability, it just plain WORKS. For instance, in-store cameras do not merely monitor visitors for security purposes--these are used to analyze traffic flow patterns, how long people spend in the various sections of the store, and so forth. This data is then used in research towards redesigning the stores or figuring out how marketing efforts should be distributed.

    Finally, regarding those who have missed the point.... Every time I've been to Fry's I feel like I want to scream. Customer service is HORRIBLE; the crowds are rude; dealing with exchanges/returns is downright insane; and most of all, the whole place reeks of cheapness. I feel like I can't trust whatever I buy there, and even if I were to, I don't feel like I've saved much if anything at all. I'd rather buy online. And the whole "techie" thing--let's be honest, Apple isn't interested in marketing to the uber-nerd DIY hacker, whose "can I take it apart and customize the crap out of it" mentality runs counter to Apple's "we want to make everything work together seamlessly, including the shopping experience" philosophy. You may take great pride in those hacker skills, and that's great, but the article isn't about you. It's about the consumer who would've gotten a cheap-ass Dell not because they wanted to spend as little as possible and put Ubuntu on it, but because they just don't know any better. After all, this is the age of consumer electronics.
    • by Leftist Troll (825839) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:09PM (#21844492)
      to me, it's like walking into a very feminine beauty parlor, or a lingerie department as a man. It's very alien and uncomfortable

      That's not a bug, it's a feature. They know their target demographic.
        • by eln (21727) on Friday December 28 2007, @10:46PM (#21845770) Homepage

          I wonder what percentage of Fry's customers are women?
          Depends on what part of the store you're in. If you are hanging around the appliances or general electronics, or the coffee shop, there are plenty of women. If you hang out near the stereo equipment, you get mainly 20-something guys wearing far too much Axe body spray (as if there were a tolerable amount) ogling the Monster cables. If you go to the pre-built computers area, you will see self-important business types looking at the laptops and families looking at the desktop machines. If you head over to the computer components area, you will find almost entirely geeks looking thoroughly uncomfortable with being out in public, standing around drooling on the motherboards. If you go over to the miscellaneous electronic components area (bits of wire, resistors, that sort of thing), you'll mostly find the old-school hacker type, beards flowing magestically over their impressive guts.

          Really, it's a cross-section of society you're unlikely to find anywhere else.
    • by value_added (719364) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:22PM (#21844622)
      But to me, it's like walking into a very feminine beauty parlor, or a lingerie department as a man. It's very alien and uncomfortable

      Dear Sir,

      I wish to complain on the stronglest possible terms about the previous entry about aliens wearing womens' clothes. Some of my best friends are aliens, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

      Yours faithfully,
      Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

      P.S. Lingerie is actually VERY comfortable.
    • by Blakey Rat (99501) on Friday December 28 2007, @07:36PM (#21844738)
      Yes, "Genius Bar" is a stupid name. We all agree on that.

      But I brought in a malfunctioning iBook 14" to the Apple Store.

      1) They looked up the service history, saw it'd been brought in before (once for the same problem, once because I tripped with the ethernet cord plugged in and broke the port).
      2) Instantly declared the computer a lemon before the lemon clause of the warranty was involved.
      3) Instantly told me they're replace the iBook at no charge.
      4) (Here's the part that sets them above every other computer makers, and most retailers) Walked into the back of the store, brought out a brand new 14" iBook with a faster processor and more RAM than mine had, and gave it to me.
      5) Then he noticed that the one from the back didn't have a wireless card, so he pulled it from my older iBook, put it in the new one, and verified it all worked before giving it to me.

      Boom. Done. Instant new laptop, no charge. Sadly, I'm no longer an Apple customer, but their retail/service experience is beyond compare. Imagine getting that level of service from Dell or HP-- you're lucky if the guy on the phone even speaks English!
        • by Mikey-San (582838) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:53PM (#21845168) Homepage Journal
          Why is a company replacing a product that they shouldn't have let out the door in the first place news?

          Yes, why would you ever expect someone to fix their mistake? The nerve of these people, setting the customer right after something went wrong! They're going out of business in no time if they keep up this level of customer satisfaction.
        • by Blakey Rat (99501) on Friday December 28 2007, @08:55PM (#21845190)
          Why not?

          A few reasons, some of which are Apple's fault and some of which aren't. The problems that are Apple-related:

          1) Apple doesn't make a tablet. I've worked with tablets for awhile, and I was sold... after seeing how good the text recognition in Vista is, I was sold twice over. Now I have a slick little HP convertible that I can draw cartoons on if I'm bored, or fold the screen around and work with a database app. I could do this on an Apple by adding an expensive Wacom tablet, but it wouldn't be portable.

          2) Apple doesn't make an affordable desktop with swappable video cards. Sadly, I'm one of the sadly World of Warcraft-addicted, and although it's virtually the only PC game I ever play, I can't spend the Apple premium for a computer that I can't even upgrade to run my favorite video game better. (I was running it on a dual 1.8 ghz G5 with a Radeon 9800 before, but that machine's too wimpy to really run WOW well with the expansion.)

          3) OS X does a really, really, really crummy job of handling unreliable wifi networks. Like, you know, the one I'm connected to right now on my commuter train. At least Windows won't freeze up utterly when it can't ping a share; OS X did that regularly. And don't even get me started on Apple's .Mac service. (I hear the new version finally made improvements here, but it's too late for me.)

          The last item is actually Microsoft-related, although it'll get me flamed on this board: Vista's really good. Seriously, I like it, it runs my old games I gave up back when I moved to Apple in the first place and it's definitely a move in the right direction usability-wise.

          Also I'm bitter that Apple *STILL* hasn't replaced all the features of OS 9 in OS X. You can't put out version 10 of a product with fewer features than version 9! I don't know how Apple supporters justify that.

          I still use the big G5 tower as a fileserver for my media files. It's got RAID-1 300GB drives in it. Other than that, no more Apple in my house.

          That said, I obviously like Apple, I have nothing against them, they just aren't selling to my demographic.