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Apple is Going Out of Business ... Again

Posted by pudge on Sat Feb 22, 2003 02:02 PM
from the apple-is-still-in-business?-wha-? dept.
gsfprez writes "Its been a while ... and strangely, the world almost seemed empty without the constant drumbeat of how Apple is on the verge of going out of business. If you're a fan like i am, then you're in luck, because this Canadian tech journalist didn't get the memo that Apple's been going out of business longer than most tech journalists have been in business. And besides, someone needs to let Robert Thomson know: when writing a story on how Apple is about to die, you have to call them "beleaguered". Come on, that's Tech Journalism 101, people. In any case, he brings up no new points to bolster his argument: he confuses his personal inability to use third-party software that works fine for most of us with legitimate bad third-party support, and uses this to draw his illogical conclusion. Illogical because it's the same reasons/unrealized conclusions that were the staple of tech journalism from 1985-1999."
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  • by Big Mark (575945) <m_t_douglas@noSPAM.hotmail.com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:06PM (#5361153)
    The apple may be sweet at first, but it will forever be a curse on you and your children, and your children's children... dare you lock them into a computer platform where the owners, creators and maintainers of it have been on the verge of imploding since three months after they started?

    Damn that iMac for being so irresistable!

    -Mark
  • by dev_sda (533180) <nathanNO@SPAMunit03.net> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:07PM (#5361166) Homepage Journal
    Boss: Robert, we need a sensationalist story that harkens back to the good old dot.bomb days. something to drive up sales.

    Robert: I know, how about something about a really big company going under. That'll score big points.

    Boss: Thats a good one. How about Sun Microsystems, or maybe Agilent?

    Robert: Naw, I was thinking of the good old standby, Apple. I mean, most of the copy is already written and its bound to rile up the fanatics in both camps!

    Boss: Good thinking, lets run it.

  • I don't think so.. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by OmniVector (569062) <see my homepage> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:07PM (#5361168) Homepage
    Last time I checked there were several million mac users who range from professional graphic artists, web designers, professionals in the teaching and medical field, the occasional average Joe, and now a new player to the mac field: geeks.

    Also to boot the mac has way more software than people give it credit for. It doesn't have half the games as windows, but that's not it's strong point. And with fink and an X11 server i instantly have a BSD machine that can run thousands of qt/gtk apps.

    Their desktops are probably loosing tons of market, but they still make the best laptops on the planet.
    • by GlassHeart (579618) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:08PM (#5361486) Journal
      with fink and an X11 server i instantly have a BSD machine that can run thousands of qt/gtk apps.

      It's important not to exaggerate when you're advocating something. In this case, exactly how many thousand of these Qt/GTK apps are useful, unique, and stable?

  • by Fished (574624) <amphigory.gmail@com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:08PM (#5361171)
    Towards the end of the article:
    "But there aren't any new iMacs in Apple's future and Microsoft, bolstered by its victory over the U.S. Department of Justice, is clearly not going to help the
    beleaguered computer maker this time."
    So, as you can see, he is totally stereo-typed.
  • by egg troll (515396) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:09PM (#5361177) Homepage Journal
    I just heard some sad news on talk radio this morning. Apple Computing was found dead in its Cupertino home this morning. There were no more details. Even if you didn't enjoy its single-buttoned mouse, there's no denying its contibution to GUI culture. Truly an American icon.
  • Canada (Score:5, Funny)

    by Covant (103882) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:12PM (#5361196) Homepage
    We never get memos in Canada..

    First, we never got the "Mullets aren't cool" memo.
    Nor the, "Thou shalt not eat massive amounts of poutine" memo.

    and now this, the "Apple doesn't really ever go out of business" memo.

    When will this appaling double standard of memo-sending end? Canadians are just as worthy of memos as the rest of the world!
  • $9 billion? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Heretic2 (117767) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:13PM (#5361207)
    If having $9 billion in the bank is going out of business, I'd like to be going out of business too!
    • by rampant mac (561036) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:24PM (#5361266)
      I think after purchases last year and 1 time expenses last quarter, Apple is down to 4 billion in the bank.

      Still, they better be careful. They need a new slogan. The "Think Different" campaign has reached its limit.

      May we suggest "Apple: Proudly going out of business for 25 years."

    • Re:$9 billion? (Score:5, Informative)

      by eggboard (315140) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:27PM (#5361578) Homepage
      Apple has never had 9 billion that I know of. They've had about four billion for a few years. (The New York Times once misreported that they had 11 billion, and I ragged them via email until they printed a correction. I had to point out the time mark in the QuickTime broadcast of the financial conference call to prove it to them...)
    • by NineNine (235196) on Saturday February 22 2003, @07:26PM (#5362681) Homepage
      At the end of last quarter, Apple only had $2,612,000,000 in cash. [yahoo.com] That's nowhere near $9 billion. Did you really just make up "$9 billion" off the top of your head?
  • by CptTripps (196901) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:13PM (#5361209) Homepage
    ...I'm laughing so hard. He spends two paragraphs being mad at his Palm m515 (Software that was not written by Apple) so it MUST be Apple's fault.

    I wonder if he is being paid by Microsoft as part of the new "UnSwitcher" campaign? I'd say he should take the fork he was going to stick in Apple, and...well...you get the idea.

    In all actuality, I'm curious as to what Apple's market share is now? I don;t know that it has ever been as low as 3%. More like 5%. But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now. Thoughts?
    • by xchino (591175) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:20PM (#5361544)
      "But I'd venture a guess that with OSX converting Linux users left and right that it'd be around 6-8% by now."

      Linux users aren't switching to OS X left and right. A majority of Linux users run x86 architecture anyways, because it's cheap and plentiful. It's no hassle to throw together an x86 Linux desktop from free parts. Mac hardware is a little bit harder to come across. I use OS X, but I didn't stop using Linux or BSD for it. I simply used it where it fit best. There's nothing I can't do with it that I can do with Windows or Linux, but I still can't use the same application to get the same thing done b/w all of them. (at least not consistantly). I think it would be more to the point to say that the OSS community is embracing OSX as a truly unique member quite rapidly, but not as a replacement.

      And we can only wish Linux had anywhere near 3% share. Perhaps in the server feild, but as a Desktop OS it's still probably behind MS-DOS in terms of market share.

      • Linux users aren't switching to OS X left and right.

        ...just switched to OS X. Been running primarily Linux on my home desktop since 1994. And I can tell you that in my lab, where I'm in charge of supporting over two hundred Linux desktops, servers, and compute nodes, we're seeing a dramatic transition from Linux to OS X among professors. They just bought me a 1Ghz 17" flat panel iMac in order to integrate OS X into our Kerberos realm and AFS cell, as well as get a chunk of internally supported software running on OS X. In addition I just bought a used 400Mhz G4 desktop for home and am awaiting a 17" Powerbook on order. At home I run what I'm tasked to support at work. That doesn't mean we're planning a wholesale migration from Linux to OS X - there are plenty of grad students and postdocs who prefer an x86 box running Linux for development purposes. And God knows I'd never recommend those Mac blade servers for compute considering the price/performance. We're pretty cost conscious and the PC still wins for compute and as a cheap desktop. So, on the high end I expect we'll be supporting 30-40 Macs for the profs, with another hundred+ or so Linux desktops for the postdocs and grad students over the next year or two. I am very impressed by OS X. I would have never have considered buying a Mac back in the old System 7,8,9 days. MacOS might have been good for Pantone color support, but not for much else. OS X, OTOH, beats NeXTStep - an environment I used to love. Apple's done right by me so they get my money. Simple as that.

        Cheers,
        --Maynard

  • by nomadic (141991) <[nomadicworld] [at] [gmail.com]> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:13PM (#5361210) Homepage
    This betrays the same sort of misguided thinking that caused the internet tech crash.

    Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

    Why can't people understand this? Why do they keep clinging to notions that have been disproved time and time again, are intuitively wrong, and yet people still believe them?

    Apple doesn't have to beat PCs in market share. All they have to do is make a profit. That's it. And they don't even have to make a profit every quarter, as long as their cash reserves are large enough (and they are). They just have to over the long run bring in more money than they spend. It's so simple, why can't these people understand it? Why do they insist that "market share" has something to do with it? Enron had a sizeable market share. So did Worldcom. What they didn't have was profitability.
    • by JanneM (7445) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:47PM (#5361372) Homepage
      Market. Share. Is. Not. Necessarily. An. Indication. Of. A. Company's. Success.

      Why can't people understand this?


      Maybe the suprefluous punctuation is confusing them? :)

      More seriously, for the most part you are right. If marketshare were the only criterion for viable business, we'd only have one company in each market total. One building company, one flashlight company, one airline and so on. All those dotcoms frantically rushing for "eyeballs" and "first-mover advantage" believed this, and wanted to be the company in their market that built the most marketshare.

      That said, relative market share does have _some_ importance (how much depends on the kind of market you are looking at). For stuff like computing platforms it is not negligble. The trick is of course to define a new market - a niche if you will. Apple has done this well. Their problem now lies in that they have to poke their heads out of that cozy niche if they want to grow, and that's what they've been doing for the past year or so. This, of course, makes them more exposed than they previously were.

  • by josh crawley (537561) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:14PM (#5361220)
    It is official; some noname journalist confirms: *Apple is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *Apple community when IDC confirmed that *Apple market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of any computer. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Apple has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Apple is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *Apple's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Apple faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Apple because *Apple is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Apple. As many of us are already aware, *Apple continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood (and when hasnt it?)

    Apple is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Apple developers Some_Engineer#1 and Some_Engineer#2 only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Apple is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Apple leader Theo^H^H^H^HJobs states that there are 7000 users of Apple. How many users of Apple are there? Let's see. The number of Apple versus Wannabee posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Apple users. Apple posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Apple posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Apple. A recent article put Apple at about 80 percent of the *Apple market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Apple users. This is consistent with the number of Apple Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of nobody, abysmal sales and so on, Apple is going out of business and is being taken over by YetAnotherClone who sell another troubled OS. Now Apple is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *Apple has steadily declined in market share. *Apple is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Apple is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *Apple continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Apple is dead.

    Fact: *BSD^H^H^HApple is dying

    (baltantly ripped of the trolls ;-)
  • by Craig Maloney (1104) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:22PM (#5361256) Homepage
    Author hasn't used Apple in a while. Author gets new iBook. Author can't run Palm 515 software on new iBoook. Author sees release of Safari. Author extrapolates that since Apple is releasing own web browser, Apple can't get decent third party software support. Author sees this as imminent demise of Apple.

    Good thing he wasn't writing about Windows 95 with the release of Internet Explorer, otherwise he'd be crowing about Microsoft going out of business.

    • by Oswald (235719) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:44PM (#5361360)
      Author hasn't used Apple in a while.

      --No, author used old PowerMac until the day his iBook came in.

      Author gets new iBook.

      --Just so; very good!

      Author can't run Palm 515 software on new iBoook.

      --Correction: author can't get Palm 515 software to run properly on new iBooook. But he sees enough to know it doesn't "just work".

      Author sees release of Safari. Author extrapolates that since Apple is releasing own web browser, Apple can't get decent third party software support.

      --Actually, author sees that Apple can't get decent third-party support, considers Safari evidence that Apple sees same problem.

      Author sees this as imminent demise of Apple.

      --Right again! But it's only one man's opinion.

      It's interesting that so many true believers rise to the bait yet again. Don't you people have any faith?

  • Yawn. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by FosterKanig (645454) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:22PM (#5361257)
    So this reporter is comparing his clearly outdated Powermac and his new iBook (the weakest, speed wise, branch of the Apple tree) to regular PCs. And the main complaint is that Palm software doesn't work? And Apple created Safari becuase there is no development for browsers on the Apple platform? Please, no one tell the folks reponsible for Chimera, Navigator, Omniweb, et al, about this. If this was a post it would be an obvious -1 Troll. Even IE has an update in the wings. Jeez, with my 6 years life out of each of my Macs (one desktop, one notebook) I only have 3 yeras left until my laptop stops functioning, and 6 years left on my new iMac. Maybe they can oust Steve Jobs, and bring him back again.
  • Response... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by singularity (2031) <nowalmart@@@gmail...com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:28PM (#5361288) Homepage Journal

    Now some would say the problem with my Palm software is an issue for Palm Inc., not Apple. In fact the buggy Palm software demonstrates an important issue that is currently facing Apple -- third party manufacturers have stopped caring about Mac users. Software developed for the Macintosh platform is often a last-minute consideration, or worse, not even considered at all.


    As the owner of a Sony Clie, I do agree that sometimes hardware manufacturers forget about Mac owners. Of course, then someone steps in and creates the excelent program like TheMissingSync, which allows mac users to sync with their unsupported Clies.

    Apple, in the meantime, realizes there is a problem with Palm support on the Mac, and creates iCal and iSync.

    Imagine that - I have choices when syncing my Clie. I can use Palm Desktop (which I rather like) or I can use iCal/iSync.

    Choices are good!


    The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari. Some industry watchers feel the development and release of Safari is an indication that Apple is being forced to become more actively involved in software development.


    Some argue this is a result of Apple trying to ween itself off of its reliance on Microsoft. Imaging that - Apple big enough that it is willing to start taking on Microsoft. Keynote, which he ignores, can also be seen as a shot across Microsoft's bow. If nothing else, it can at least be seen as Jobs telling Bill to make sure and continue development on the Mac platform.

    The Mac platform is a huge money-maker for Microsoft. Safari and Keynote are a win-or-win idea for Apple. Either it provokes competition from Microsoft and others in the field (competition being good for the consumer) or it eliminates some of the reliance Apple has on Microsoft right now. Both of these outcomes are good for Apple.


    In its latest numbers released in January for its fiscal first quarter of 2003, revenue fell from a year earlier and all of the company's major computer lines saw diminished numbers. PowerMac sales were down 20%, while iBook sales fell 8%.


    I notice that he conviniently neglected to give sales figures for all Macintoshes, and ignored Xserve and the Powerbook line, both of which are doing well for Apple. The computers he mentions are also nearing the end of their life cycle. The iBook is in need of an update, and the PowerMac line has not seen a huge jump since the first Quicksilver machines (yes, they have done things like dual optical drives and faster memory, but when it comes down to it, they are very similar). Only recently were the PowerMacs updated with Firewire800 and Bluetooth.

    He also neglects to mention that, according to most analysts, Apple is weathering the recession a lot better than most other tech firms.
  • by b17bmbr (608864) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:32PM (#5361304)
    macromedia and adobe both commit to the mac, and both have major upgrades of their flagship products, all designed to run on os x. even ms office is native to os x, and is superior by many reports to office xp (though i cannot attest to this, my office experience stopping around 97/2000 era). isync works very well with the palm. but maybe the fact remains that palm is having some problems competing against the pocket pc and other pda's. CS departments are adopting macs, er, pretty unix boxen, and there are plenty of apps. windows is full of crappy, vb shareware apps. (and yes, linux has its share of crappy gpl apps) but, for serious work, the mac is not only equal, but far superior to windows in several categories.

    The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari.

    pure FUD. apple has decided not to put its lot with m$. IE is full of holes, even on the mac. keynote is designed to take on powerpoint, and apple is even pushing OO.org/X on its site.
  • by androse (59759) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:34PM (#5361318) Homepage
    According to the Apple Death Knell Counter, Apple Has Been Declared Dead 22 Times Since February, 1996.

    They haven't yet updated the counter for this paper, so that makes it 23 times in 7 years.

    http://www.macobserver.com/appledeathknell [macobserver.com]

  • Mac sucks (Score:5, Funny)

    by CanadaDave (544515) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:36PM (#5361324) Homepage
    Mac sucks, it's all closed proprietary stuff. They should switch their operating system to UNIX or something like that. Then I think Macs could be really useful.
  • by ShatteredDream (636520) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:04PM (#5361456) Homepage
    The average joe will never understand why he isn't getting a good deal when he spends less than $1000-$1500 on a computer. Remember, computer usage is an alternate dimension unto itself where all of the basic economic rules like "you get what you pay for" don't apply. If you want quality hardware, tough luck getting it for less than a few grand off the shelf.

    My parents paid $2000 for a new Dell PC because they were terrified that a new PowerMac or PowerBook would not have been compatable with my unversity's software requirements. Ironically, my PowerBook G3 which runs at 333mhz is a better development box for my school work than my PC. I know many geeks that want a Macintosh so badly they can't stand it.

    Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform. I predict that OpenOffice, Mono, Java and Mozilla will go a long way toward getting people off the Microsoft plantation. What I think will be the watershed moment for Apple's reemergence will be the first major roll-out of Palladium PCs. Microsoft is trying to force users to upgrade both the OS and the hardware, how is that __any__ different from what they say is the biggest problem with buying Apple? Apple doesn't fistfuck its users with concepts like Palladium which are blatantly anti-individual property rights.

    My parents are perfect examples of users who "don't care" about technology. I described to them what Palladium is really about and asked them if they'd buy a PC like that to which they replied "Hell no!" Microsoft is seriously underestimating how much its users like their freedom. We have a whole generation of up-and-coming users who will have major purchasing power in the next few years. Microsoft would do well to remember that most of the Napster crowd is in college now, getting ready to leave college or has been out for a while. Those users believe, and rightly so, that it is their God-given right to listen to MP3s that they have. I wouldn't go so far as to say they have a right to get them for free, but I'll be damned if I'll give Valenti the time of day when he says that I can't view my movies and music anywhere and however I choose to.

    Microsoft cannot and will not sell the average user on why they need DRM. If people really cared about audio quality they'd be using DVD-Audio over CD-Audio and would be ripping their own CDs at no less than 192kbps VBR. The content cartels and Microsoft as I said, will not be able to justify why the "sharecropper" model of IP ownership is better than the (Classical) Liberal system we currently enjoy where you have a de facto ownership of the IP in your possession.

    The last time I checked, the CBDTPA was not even before a committee to vote on because it still has such an extreme taint of public hatred on it that makes most Congresscritters squeemish about even looking at it. Palladium is a voluntary enforcement of the CBDTPA. It won't keep aunt sally from getting Outlook worms because crackers are invariably more resourceful than their adversaries at Microsoft. And in all of this there is still one issue where Microsoft just doesn't get it. Hardware can have problems, look at some of the early Pentiums and some of Intel's PIII chipsets. You can't say "oh I'm sorry" and release a "service pack" for the hardware unless it's something like a ROM that needs patching. Palladium PCs will probably have hardware problems communicating with a wide-variety of peripherals and that will negate the biggest "advantage" PCs have: that you can buy components off the shelf and use them instead of buying from a select few vendors.

    If anything Apple's star is getting brighter. I'm writing this from a box running OSX and I've used Linux for 4 years off and on. I recently used KDE 3.1 and RedHat 8.0 which anyone with a basic sense of reality knows are now for all intents and purposes the vanguard of Linux in the mainstream. KDE 3.1 can't hold a candle to OSX on the desktop. RPM and RedCarpet are jokes compared to Apple's updater. Java on Linux compared to OSX? Puhlease! Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS. There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another. The nerds that think that blackbox, windowmaker and afterstep are real desktops aren't on Apple's radars and they shouldn't be. They're a waste of time for a company that makes a real desktop platform.

    Linux desktop developers should quite frankly give up and ask the OpenBeOS team how they can help if they really want a good OSS desktop. Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above. All too often I've found that the only people who really think that Linux or BSD is the universal hammer fit for every nail mankind encounters are people whose boxes are running Mandrake, with graphical login and never touch the command line. Don't get me wrong, Linux is great for a lot of things, but it shouldn't even try against OS X. It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line.
    • by 0x0d0a (568518) on Saturday February 22 2003, @05:12PM (#5362080) Journal
      The average joe will never understand why he isn't getting a good deal when he spends less than $1000-$1500 on a computer.

      Err...yes, for some things a $1200 computer is insufficient. For other things, it's a very good deal. As a matter of fact, given the continuous and rapid increase in bang/buck, there's a reasonable argument that deviating too strongly from the increasing value curve (i.e. spending a relatively large amount of money on a computer when the value rapidly depreciates) is a bad idea.

      Furthermore, simply because Apple does not cater to low-cost computer buyers (nothing wrong with that -- you don't hear me going after Porche or Rolex) does *not* imply that one cannot purchase a high-end x86 machine. There are very, very many systems builders that will be happy as a claim to throw as much money as you want to into a computer. Want three times as much power as you need, with redundant power supplies? Quad processors? A UPS? Hardware SCSI RAID, Firewire, 8 USB 2.0 ports, a GeForce 4, 2 gigs of RAM? Perhaps large plasma gas or projection display? Enormous speakers? Joysticks that are clones of their fighter-jet originals? Whatever demands you have can pretty much always be met.

      Remember, computer usage is an alternate dimension unto itself where all of the basic economic rules like "you get what you pay for" don't apply. If you want quality hardware, tough luck getting it for less than a few grand off the shelf.

      You know, "inexpensive" does not necessarily imply "shoddy".

      My parents paid $2000 for a new Dell PC because they were terrified that a new PowerMac or PowerBook would not have been compatable with my unversity's software requirements. Ironically, my PowerBook G3 which runs at 333mhz is a better development box for my school work than my PC. I know many geeks that want a Macintosh so badly they can't stand it.

      [shrug] So your parents made a choice that you feel was suboptimal for your situation. That may certainly be true, but it has little bearing on whether the product you want is ideal for everyone else.

      Projects like OpenOffice will make the PC irrelevent as a platform.

      You *do* mean Windows, not "the PC", where I'm assuming that "PC" refers to "x86-based machine", right?

      OpenOffice will help level the playing field. And Microsoft will have to compete more on price, features, and service more than it did, and give up some reliance on "compatibility".

      I don't think that you can simply claim that OS X is the end-all and be all of desktop environments, disregarding Linux, BSD, and yes, even Windows. Apple's always had some good ideas and some completely stupid ideas (stupidity ratio increasing in recent years with many of their UIs (think Quicktime) and Jobs' insistence that people were *still* sufficiently unfamiliar with two-button mice to be allowed to purchase machines equipped with them).

      I predict that OpenOffice, Mono, Java and Mozilla will go a long way toward getting people off the Microsoft plantation.

      I hope so. OTOH, let's break this down:

      OpenOffice is a major jump, and the beginning of a war on features more than comptibility. However, the onus will be on the OpenOffice folks to prevent Microsoft from successfully creating format compatibility issues, which they are *sure* to start doing.

      Mono is a nice idea, but a long, long way away from where Microsoft is. Microsoft purchased some very good languages and compilers people, started design well before everyone else, and has been putting resources into .NET development for much longer than everyone else has been. MS has the jump here, and it will be tough to catch up in both performance and compatibility.

      Java is interesting (and certainly useful against Microsoft in some areas), but has long since turned out to not be what it once was billed as -- a write once run anywhere solution for all applications, including desktop computing. There is a very obvious lack of horizontal-market Java applications, stemming from issues with the Java standard itself, including a lack of templated container classes, and poor performance and memory footprint. Remember that Corel spent a *huge* amount of money porting their suite to Java, and at the end (and I'm *sure* that after that kind of resource expenditure, this was not done without much agonizing consideration) the entire thing was scrapped.

      As for Mozilla -- Mozilla is very nice. It was pushed into a production a bit early, but still a major strike against Microsoft. However, it is *not* the impossible-to-quash piece of software that some other projects are turning out to be. AOL/TW is undergoing a lot of upheaval, and funding and support for Mozilla may not be around forever. Apple has already distanced themselves from the Mozilla project and gone the way of KHTML (the cynic in me wants to think that this necessity was a result of Apple wasting so much memory and so many cycles on the basic UI that they needed to cut corners in the area of their browser).

      What I think will be the watershed moment for Apple's reemergence will be the first major roll-out of Palladium PCs.

      Ridiculous. A lack of Palladium support makes zero difference to the end user in an environment where it exists at all. It can be disabled by the end user. You feel that content will *require* Palladium to be used, and that content distribution companies will be comfortable leaving Palladium-disabled users out of things, perhaps? The same goes for the Mac. If such costs are deemed acceptable by content distribution companies (and Palladium *is* such a crucial issue), then the DRM-less Mac runs precisely the same risk -- of being ignored by said content distribution companies.

      Frankly, I don't think Palladium will ever take off -- that's essentially a placebo to allow Microsoft better political positioning in the lucrative content distribution and management field with a horde of increasingly desperate content distributors. It only takes a single break in a Palladium-enabled system for *all* content distributed up until them to be redistributed in a DRMless manner. x86 architecture hardware has never been designed around being particularly secure. We will, of course, see, but my bets are that Palladium is going to be primarily useful from a political standpoint, not a technological one.

      Microsoft is trying to force users to upgrade both the OS and the hardware, how is that __any__ different from what they say is the biggest problem with buying Apple?

      Well, resource requirements generally increase so much over new releases of Microsoft software that one is required to purchase new hardware anyway. Such is life. A major difference is that Apple charges much more for their hardware than x86 manufacturers.

      Apple doesn't fistfuck its users with concepts like Palladium which are blatantly anti-individual property rights.

      Do tell? Perhaps you'd like to explain the presence of the "Copy Protection" flag that Apple introduced *long* before MS was trying to do DRM. It was unpopular, and fell into disuse -- much as I feel Palladium will (and this is in a world where the company trying to impose DRM controls both the hardware and software platforms).

      My parents are perfect examples of users who "don't care" about technology. I described to them what Palladium is really about and asked them if they'd buy a PC like that to which they replied "Hell no!"

      Did you *really* explain this to them -- that by disabling Palladium, you have (at least from a DRM standpoint) nothing more and nothing less than a Mac? No?

      Those users believe, and rightly so, that it is their God-given right to listen to MP3s that they have...I'll be damned if I'll give Valenti

      Uh, huh. I don't see even the evil-mogul-looking Valenti trying to prevent *anyone* from listening to MP3s that they have. As a matter of fact, Phillips (frequently cited as a "good guy" in the DRM wars) did actually pursue this patch.

      no less than 192kbps VBR.

      Bit of a nitpick, but this makes no sense.

      model of IP ownership is better than the (Classical) Liberal system we currently enjoy where you have a de facto ownership of the IP in your possession.

      I'm sorry? The "classical liberal" system that you're talking about certainly does *not* give you ownership of said IP. Try running off 10,000 copies and selling them on the street tomorrow and see how far you get before getting handcuffed. That's nothing new at all.

      It won't keep aunt sally from getting Outlook worms because crackers are invariably more resourceful than their adversaries at Microsoft.

      Yes, yes. Microsoft is full of hype and deliberately misleading when it comes to DRM. This is nothing at all new. Microsoft does this with *all* of their new products, and has for years. Most software companies do--heck, most *companies* do, though not as much.

      And in all of this there is still one issue where Microsoft just doesn't get it. Hardware can have problems, look at some of the early Pentiums and some of Intel's PIII chipsets. You can't say "oh I'm sorry" and release a "service pack" for the hardware unless it's something like a ROM that needs patching. Palladium PCs will probably have hardware problems communicating with a wide-variety of peripherals and that will negate the biggest "advantage" PCs have: that you can buy components off the shelf and use them instead of buying from a select few vendors.

      I think you've got a few misconceptions. You can certainly use a non-Palladium-aware device in a system and use Palladium -- you just won't be able to use Palladium features with it. [shrug] Same was true for old PCI video cards (couldn't do AGP texturing), old sound cards (couldn't do digital output), old mice (no scrollwheel -- couldn't use scrollwheel features), yadda, yadda, yadda. This applies to every PC component I can think of.

      If anything Apple's star is getting brighter.

      Well...yeah. No kidding. They actually have a modern OS, after six years of false starts. They couldn't *possibly* be worse off than they were.

      I'm writing this from a box running OSX and I've used Linux for 4 years off and on. I recently used KDE 3.1 and RedHat 8.0 which anyone with a basic sense of reality knows are now for all intents and purposes the vanguard of Linux in the mainstream. KDE 3.1 can't hold a candle to OSX on the desktop

      I'm not a tremendous fan of KDE. I do like a few things about OS X, but I really don't see the overwhelming advantages you're claiming. OS X's primary interesting feature is a significant amount of eye candy. While once I was deeply impressed with the HCI strictures Apple laid on their platform, more recent ones (one-button-mice only, Quicktime's interface, etc) are less impressive.

      RPM and RedCarpet are jokes compared to Apple's updater.

      Mmm...Apple's bundle packaging system is kind of interesting, though retrofitting it onto UNIX would be ugly. I personally wouldn't give up RPM, which offers a wider array of analysis and ease of automating tasks, but I can see how many less technically adept users would prefer the simpler UI to their package system Apple exposes. You are certainly right that I'm not a tremendous fan of Red Carpet, but that's a Ximian thing, not a Red Hat thing -- I believe you're thinking of up2date, which sucks very, very much. However, apt for rpm is available (try Freshrpms), and the even better yum [duke.edu] is also available. And yum really *is* stupendously good.

      Java on Linux compared to OSX?

      I tend to feel that Apple's rather behind Linux in this field, actually. The best performing of all JRE/JDK implementations that I know of (*including* native code compilers, surprisingly) is IBM's JRE/JDK. This is not available for OS X, though it is freely downloadable for Linux. Cocoa is nice, though, I will give you that.

      Almost every UNIX geek I know locally now uses or plans to use OSX as their main OS.

      [shrug] I know a bunch of UNIX geeks, and none of them are particularly interested in switching to OS X. As a matter of fact, I know very few technically oriented people on OS X (though I certainly expect plenty exist, they aren't present where I live).

      There is something irresistable about being able to run GCC in one window and WC3 in another.

      Oh, for Chrissake. A *Windows* user can do that. That's not much of a metric.

      The nerds that think that blackbox, windowmaker and afterstep are real desktops aren't on Apple's radars and they shouldn't be. They're a waste of time for a company that makes a real desktop platform.

      Uh, huh. Aside from the "what about the actually *mainstream* WMs you left out like metacity and kwin (forget the current KDE WM)" argument, what then is your criteria for a "real desktop platform"? A "genie minimize"?

      Linux desktop developers should quite frankly give up and ask the OpenBeOS team how they can help if they really want a good OSS desktop.

      OpenBeOS is an interesting project. I kind of wish I had been able to play with BeOS at some point. It's also much, much farther away from being competitive than Linux native desktop environments.

      Linux isn't faster than either OS X or WinXP on the desktop

      Okay, now that is just ridiculous. From an application standpoint, and ignoring the fact that OS X generally runs on slower software, no, there is no hard restrictions. However, OS X has the heaviest GUI overhead of the three, in cycles and memory. If you're trying to sell OS X, resource usage is not a stance I'd try taking.

      and only BeOS is arguably archetecturally superior to all of the above.

      Uh, huh. Ignoring the question of exactly *what* the relationship is between "architectural superiority" and "end user appeal", why do you like BeOS so much?

      It's a battle Linux will lose before it even gets to the start line.

      Well, it stands to be interesting, atthethethe least.

  • by jd10131 (46301) <james&emdata,net> on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:16PM (#5361520) Homepage
    I'd just like to take a moment to commend you on your outstanding journalistic ability, as displayed in your recent article regarding the future of a beleaguered Apple.

    It seems natural to me that one would come to the conclusion that a beleaguered company was failing because they were having difficulty figuring out how to get their system to work.

    Third party support for Apple's platform is of course, terrible. I mean, just look at Office X! It's clearly a horrible hack-job that Microsoft just tossed together in the middle of the night to shut up those whiney Apple zealots. Never mind those broken implementations of Photoshop, Illustrator, et al.

    I commend your journalistic foresight, for despite the fact that Apple has forecasted a profit in the second quarter -- something pretty rare for this industry right now, they're apparently beleaguered, and going down in flames. The fact that they have become the world's largest provider of UNIX systems certainly tolls the bell for the beleaguered company. Who wants to use technology originally developed in the sixties? Those beleaguered Apple-hippies!

    Your article has been noticed by the community, and it would seem they may not agree with us. They mentioned something about journalists predicting a beleaguered Apple's demise for the last fifteen years of the century past.

    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/02/2 2/ 152252&mode=nested&tid=107

    I suggest that you switch platforms. I've discovered a far more durable, user friendly, and powerful computing platform. You may find information and an emulator to evaluate it's capabilities at the following URL. Unfortunately, I believe it lacks a thesaurus.

    http://www.speaknspell.co.uk/
  • by eggboard (315140) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:24PM (#5361565) Homepage
    Thanks for the great laugh. Apple has $4.2 billion (4,200,000,000 = 10 digits) in cash and cash instruments. They have about $400M in obligations. They also own a big piece of Akamai, still have ARM Holding stock, and have small holdings in many other firms which may still result in something more than their minimal early investments.

    If you take the last few recession years, Apple has, overall not lost money, even though they've had small profits some quarters and small losses others. Even during the time they were investing heavily in research and development.

    So how long does it takes a company with four billion dollars and no losses to go out of business? My calculator can't figure it out, but I'm off to use iMovie and Safari and iSync and AppleWorks and figure it out.
  • by infolib (618234) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:52PM (#5361698)
    Slashdot critisizing bad tech journalism? Talk about the speck in your brothers eye! I can't count the number of biased, duped or outright false submissions slipping past the editors during the last months. Makes me wonder about what submissions they reject.

    Honestly, I'm mostly here for the comments. For tech journalism, see El Reg [theregister.co.uk]
  • by ebbomega (410207) on Saturday February 22 2003, @04:43PM (#5361968) Journal
    And the iBook doesn't play well with a lot of things that are part of the Microsoft world.

    I really don't want to turn this into an anti-microsoft rant, but here goes.

    The reason that Mac products don't bode well with Microsoft stuff is not because Macs have a problem dealing with Microsoft but because Microsoft has a problem with dealing with everything else.

    Let me give you an example:

    I recently finished a course in Software Engineering. As many of you who actually work in the field of Software Engineering, it's basically teaching you how to cover your tracks whilst your coding. In essence, building a system for a customer, which requires Status reports, estimations, schedules, meetings, prototyping, etc. etc. etc. etc. Basically, a whole bunch of business stuff.

    Now, Our professor wasn't actually a professor but a sessional lecturer who regularily works as a Software Engineer with IBM. Great! No problems there.

    The one thing that bugged us was his preoccupation with Microsoft formats. We were told our coding could be done in any format we wanted to... whatever language we wanted... In the interests of our team (consisting of 3 Windows users, 1 Mac user and 1 Linux user) we decided to develop in Java what with it being cross-platform and everything.

    The catch was all our documents had to be handed in in Word format.

    Now, in most cases, this shouldn't be a problem. The three windows users each had respective versions of Office, the Mac user had Office for Macs, and the Linux user could make do with OpenOffice and just send documents to the others to verify that it looked good on their comps.

    Great, wonderful... no problem whatsoever.

    So we get going into the term, and eventually the assignments (paper-deliverables in the Word format) get more and more complicated and demand more and more of Word's "features" to get the right look.

    About halfway through the semester, the lecturer puts up an example for one of the assignments and says "Go at 'er"

    So we download.

    4 different versions of Office gave 4 completely different looks of the same document. The Mac version was different than Office2k, which was different from Office 7 (I think) which was different from OfficeXP... And apparently this was written in some version of office. The most annoying thing about it was the fact that nobody got a perfect representation of what the lecturer had originally intended. In fact, the closest to what was intended (and still not perfectly accurate) was the OpenOffice version.

    What did we learn from this? Microsoft file formats bite because they don't like communicating with Microsoft products even well. We tried to configure some of our files to look nice despite the Office version, but the only program that would allow anything like that was in fact OpenOffice...

    Now I'm not here to sing the praises of OpenOffice at all... The point I'm trying to make is that saying that a product is bad because it can't interface well with Microsoft products is like saying someone is a bad parent because their kid has down's syndrome.

    Anyways. I'm sure I'll get a bunch of "Typical slashdotter Anti-Microsoft propoganda" flames, but this isn't based out of my pre-biases with Microsoft (of which I have many). This is very simply an experience I've had that was made ten times more difficult than it had to be thanks to Microsoft.
  • Consider The Source (Score:5, Interesting)

    by ablair (318858) on Saturday February 22 2003, @06:13PM (#5362384)
    As a fairly non-political news junkie in Canada, I can say that the National Post has been factually erroneous (eg. here [www.tao.ca]) more often than any other paper I've ever read here, has never declared a profit since it's conception, is declining in circulation [cna-acj.ca] (used to be #3 nationally), and this is all probably resulting from the fact that their news & editorial pieces are generally out of touch with the opinions of most Canadians. Near-xenophobic opinions on refugees & immigrants, (see here [www.crr.ca] and here [milligazette.com], for example), as well as intolerant & exclusionary views on the issue of Quebec are all examples of this.

    I wouldn't be too worried about yet another jump-to-conclusions inflammatory article from someone at the National Post.
  • Musicians and Apple (Score:5, Interesting)

    by twoallbeefpatties (615632) <deanrayj AT gmail DOT com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @06:55PM (#5362551)

    If there's one group of people that would be especially sad to see Apple's demise, it's the music industry. Due to stability and management of multimedia, the vast majority of composers, producers, engineers, film scorers, and even wannabe dj's tend to choose Apple OS over anything else. Two of the most popular music sequencing programs - Mark of the Unicorn's Digital Performer and eMagic's Logic - are Mac-only. If you ever catch a live electronic band in action with laptops, chances are those laptops have a big blue piece of fruit on the front of them.

    The big news about the music world this year is OS X, which included MIDI drivers built into the computer's capacity so that the consumer doesn't need to play with the bulky OMS (Open MIDI System) freeware commonly used by most programs. New MIDI-run synthesizers can be created with OS X in mind to optimize compatibility with sequencing programs. On the one hand, every company who wants to produce music software for the Mac has had to rewrite their best software to take advantage of this fact, but now that most of this software is coming out and running smoothly, most users are extremely pleased with the update. And Apple has solidified their support for the musician by purchasing the aforementioned eMagic, a company that makes several unique and useful products for the musician. Logic was one of the first major music programs to have an OS X upgrade produced.

    The professional music world is a fairly small market in comparison to the standard consumer world that the PC dominates, but its a professional world that relies on Apple almost exclusively. There's gonna be a major outcry if Apple really starts going under.

  • by roman_mir (125474) on Saturday February 22 2003, @07:10PM (#5362615) Homepage
    Various sources show Apple's market share to deviate between [kde.org]
    2.8% market share and
    and 10% [macworld.com]

    Now, let us analyze these numbers in order to form an educated opinion on the matter.
    http://www.macobserver.com/article/2003/01/19.1.sh tml [macobserver.com] tells us that Apple shipped
    roughly 1.5 million computers. Let us realistically look at this number.
    Assume
    that 1.5 million computers were shipped to 1.5 million unique customers, so there are
    at least 1.5 million Apple customers for the year 2002.

    The truth is, the way technical progress is going, most customers upgrade their computers
    at least twice a year, so now we only have 500,000 unique customers. However, if you
    spend some time on the apple use groups, you will realize that out of 7000 people registered
    in those groups, four out of five users only pretend to be Apple users for the coolness factor.
    So, applying the same logic, gives us 100,000 true Apple users out of 500,000. The number of shipped
    computers does not reflect the simple reality, that about 20% of all bought computers are
    returned back to the company, so that makes 80,000 unique customers left. The people who buy
    Apple computers and actually use them is even lower. Only about 70% of all bought computers are
    put to some real use, which leaves us with 56000 customers. Out of 56000 50% are constantly stoned,
    you can confirm this with the Switch testimonials from the Apple site, just look at their faces,
    listen to what they have to say.... Ellen Feis, need I say more?
    28000 sober users is still a
    large number, Apple should be proud of the numbers of their true followers. Of-course, you have to
    take into account that about a third of all Apple computers are sold outside of the USA, which
    makes it impossible to say anything reliable about the customers outside of the country, so lets just
    discard these, and this leaves us with a healthy 20000 customer user base. About half of all
    computers are connected to the web, which makes them the true computer users (the rest are superficial
    and do not deserve our time) so 10000 still sound pretty darn good for a company named after a fruit.

    About 10% of all Apple users leave in Texas and 10% in Utah, and since we do not consider these
    people to be civilized enough to use anything more complicated than a toaster, let's only focus on
    the true, sober 8000 power users. Out of these 8000 customers about 20% has switched to Microsoft
    products after success that MS displayed with their innovative and pattented UnSwitch compain.
    So
    we still have 6400 users. In general, Apple users to be very vocal in expressing their opinions, which
    puts their already fragile health in strenuous conditions, such that they seem to have a
    disproportionaly high number of heart attacks and strokes when compared to the general population.
    So, out of the surviving 400 users (which is still a great user base and a market share) 50% are
    female, and seriously, seriously, can females be considered computer users? I mean they must do
    something with the computers they bought, probably most females bought their Apples as gifts and
    decoration items.
    Out of the remaining 200 men, US-Statistics Office reports, 120 were charged with
    criminal offences of varying gravity, 40 were found to be linked to Al-Qaeda and a group of 12 were
    last seen four months ago going North.
    28 people left to account for. I personally know 20 Apple
    users, out of which I consider 10 to be total A-holes, so they don't count.
    18 rock-solid, head-strong
    Apple followers, of-course from this number we have to exclude the blacks, the atheists, the homos,
    the vegetarians.
    This leaves us with 1 user. We have identified this truly great, unique individual
    who, on his tremendously powerful sholders carries gigantic burden of sustaining profitability of this
    money making machine, who some of us love to hate and the rest call Apple corporation.
    We are here
    to conduct an interview with this incredible person, with this true follower. He gratiously accepted
    our interviewer. The interview took place in the house of this incredible person, the spectacular
    [goehner.com]
    97,000,000 dollar mansion located on the shore of the lake
    Washington.
    -I really like Apple, I use iMac and PowerBook daily, they never failed me. - These are the customer's words from the interview. -The only thing I don't like about the Apple computers, is that their keyboard lacks the Windows button on it, everything else is great!
    • by phillymjs (234426) <slashdot&stango,org> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:30PM (#5361294) Homepage Journal
      Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer for half the price of a cheap mac.

      The public are mostly morons-- and since when have they ever done anything but look for the absolute cheapest of [product]? Quality and longevity are of little or no concern.

      They don't realize that while the Mac costs twice as much, it also remains a viable computer twice as long (or longer) and in the long run provides a fraction of the aggravation that comes with dealing with computer problems (thanks to Windows not being in the equation). I'm a system integrator, and I've seen the ugly Windows problems that just occur out of nowhere, and dealt with the people who can't do more than turn their PCs on and type Word documents because the machine intimidates them.

      I got more than six years out of the last brand new desktop Mac I bought (a Power Mac 7600, with a few modest upgrades sprinkled into it over the years to keep somewhat current), and could've gotten more but I wanted a machine that would run OS X capably and without me having to resort to any hacks to get it installed and make it work. Now I've got a G4/733, and it will likely last me just as long.

      ~Philly
      • Got suck? (Score:5, Funny)

        by bperkins (12056) on Saturday February 22 2003, @04:36PM (#5361931) Homepage Journal
        It's funny that any time apple comes up around here, there are at least 10 separte threads that start up on wheather or not Macs suck. It's always the same thing, over anf over agian. Macs are expenisve, Macs are nice macs are reliable, macs are shite. PCs are unreliable, PCs suck for graphics designers, PCs suck, Macs suck...

        Well, I've got news for you.

        It _all_ sucks.

        Everything.

        Everything sucks. Macs, PC's, Linux, BeOS, Amiga, FreeBSD, NetBSD, Solaris, VMS, CMS, VM/ESA, IRIX, HPUX, TOPS andf MULTIX. C++, C#, C, FORTAN, ALGOL, PASCAL, Perl, Python, Java, Lisp and Prolog. Word, StarOffice, Openoffice, WordPerfect, Latex, Tex, and troff. Emacs, vi, pico, notepad, wordpad and pico.

        It all sucks.

        Athlons, PIIIs, P4's, Alpha, MIPS, SPARC, PowerPC and mainframes. RISC, CISC, VLIW. USB, PCI, AGP, SBUS, ISA, EISA, Firewire, SCSI, IDE, Fiberchannel, Microchannel.

        They are all either overpriced, shoddy, bloated, underperforming, overpowered, hard to use, featureless, poorly designed, poorly executed, shoehorned, mis-marketed, non-compatible, rushed out the door, late or all of the above.

        So stop arguing! It's all the same crap anyway, and they all of the same problems. They're all too expensive because they're all worthless. And they're all hard to use because they're designed and built by morons!

        As far as I'm concerned the last decent piece of technology is the door stop. It's easy to use, always works, inexpenisve, and never gets stolen. And if by some wild chance it's not properly stopping doors, you need only get a heavier one. All this and they come in any variety of colors.

        I bet you get even get one in friggin' translucent blue plastic.

    • by bmetzler (12546) <metzlerb@@@aol...com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:04PM (#5361458) Journal
      Maybe the public is realizing you can get a very formidible windows based computer for half the price of a cheap mac.

      I don't understand either. I'm currently looking for a notebook myself, and although people claim that a similarily configured PC is much cheaper then an Apple system I just am not finding those prices.

      In fact, not only can I not find Windows based notebooks for half the price, but I'm not even finding them cheaper. I just priced a Dell for comparison. Even with Dell's rebates and free upgrades right now, their Inspiron 4150 sells for $1,813.00, compared to Apple's iBook for $1,728.00. And the iBook *still* has an extra 128 meg of RAM.

      If you compare desktops the numbers are slightly in your favour. A comparetively priced Dimension 8250 is priced at $1,397 after all the rebates and free upgrades available. The G4 goes for $1,599. Although that's just a tad over $200, I would not consider that 'blatently overpriced.' Also, I would guess that the hardware that Apple uses is slightly higher-quality then Dell's hardware. Enough to make the $200 worthwhile anyways.

      I'm not sure if I will buy an iBook, but based on price alone, Apple seems to stomp anything that the PC world can provide. I'd like to see Dell or someone massively undercut Apple, because I like good deals too, but until now I haven't seen it.

      -Brent
    • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Funny)

      by missing000 (602285) on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:35PM (#5361319)
      If this point has been made before in this thread, why is it rated Insightful?

      Don't even start with the "Well mods should read comments at -1" argument.

      Burp.
    • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Insightful)

      by parliboy (233658) <parliboy@[ ]il.com ['gma' in gap]> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:47PM (#5361373) Homepage
      Cause this is what non-tech's use to make their "informed" tech decisions. We need to know what the... um... "muggles" are thinking if we're going to successfully make them follow the correct course of action when it comes to purchasing and adoption.
      • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Lars T. (470328) <{moc.liamelgoog} {ta} {regearT.sraL}> on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:20PM (#5361549) Journal
        Well, let's look at the problems he had with his iBook:

        "First of all, my iBook didn't like the software I needed to run my Palm M515. Crashes and screen seizures were regular occurrences. And the iBook doesn't play well with a lot of things that are part of the Microsoft world."

        Errhm. He has one buggy Software from Palm (unless of course "Crashes and screen seizures" had nothing to do with the Palm software - then he had a broken machine and was too stupid to notice), and unnamed problems with "parts of the Microsoft world." - probably meaning something like this [bmwtechinfo.com].

      • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Informative)

        by gsfprez (27403) on Saturday February 22 2003, @04:35PM (#5361930)
        I didn't ignore the problems the author had with his iBook.

        I have the same iBook as the author - and have no problems doing what he claims he can't do. I didn't ignore his problem - i simply believe he is incompetent - like i said in my article post.

        as for "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari. Some industry watchers feel the development and release of Safari is an indication that Apple is being forced to become more actively involved in software development." - i'm not finding any comments from 1994 when Microsoft introduced their own browser, IE. I wonder if that was also because he thinks that Microsoft felt forced to make it. Asshat.

        As for the lock-ups and crashes - i'm not Apple tech support, but i'm not about to tell anyone how rock solid Mac OS X is.. that's old news - so this guy either is a doorknob, or his machine is physically broken.

        as for "In its latest numbers released in January for its fiscal first quarter of 2003, revenue fell from a year earlier and all of the company's major computer lines saw diminished numbers. PowerMac sales were down 20%, while iBook sales fell 8%. At the same time Apple's sales were falling, PC sales rose, though just slightly, according to figures from IDC released last month."

        he says these things as if they matter. they don't.

        its the profitability, stupid. He ignored Apple's profits for the last 4 years because out of the last 18 quarters - Apple has been the most consistent performer outside of Dell - batting 16/18 in the last 4+ years for profitable quarters and even the two losers were just recent, and a couple of millions. Apple has 4.3B in the bank. I'm also not a financial analyst... but waaah.

        And the author seems to be saying that computers are commodity items like soybeans... because, again, he's got an iBook with all the great software and ease of use built in, and he totally ignored all of that. Apple has innovated (USB, 802.11b built-in, first flatpanel consumer all-in-one, 1" thick laptops, complete consumer video DVD burning solution out-of-the-box, Rendezvous, Easy to use 1U .7TB server, 2.7TB 3U FC RAID with $500 FC cards, Firwire 800, and built-in 802.11g) their way thru the post-dot.com era...

        Dell gave us... preloaded Windows XP machines and that asshat "dude" that isn't smart enough to hide his chronic.
        Gateway gave us... uh....uh.... umm.. oh... uh....
        Compaq/HP gave us... fugly monitors.

        The the author wants to get a windows laptop - great - i don't care. One less whiny coputer user that will obvious be much happier running XP.

        But his complaints are all sophormoric - and i did address them in a couple of words.

        i posted this article because i thought it was hiralious that his article is a cut and paste job from any number of thousands of articles from the past

        I posted this article because it almost feels "like home" to see one of these cookie-cutter "Apple's dead" articles... almost like a good gritty first post in soviet russia where ??? profits natalie portman.

        so, i posted it because i thought it was funny that this guys seems to be at least 5 years behind the curve, and still has nothing new to whine about.
        • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Informative)

          by Alex Thorpe (575736) <alphax&mac,com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:27PM (#5361582) Homepage
          There are many Mac users who disagree with some, or even most, of Apple's business decisions, but they'll buy from no one else. There's a difference between loving the product and loving the company.

          Huge profit margins? They're still barely breaking even in this economy, but then all the PC manufacturers are having practically no profit margins, after Dell destroyed them with their low overhead business model. If Apple went the same way, they couldn't afford any R&D, and the only 'innovation' in the industry would be the new ways Microsoft dreams up to screw the customers and competition.

          I'll gladly pay the premium for a better OS, better hardware software integration, and an almost complete lack of viruses and security problems. Or at least I will when I find a job and pay off my credit card debt...

            • Re:Hrmm (Score:5, Insightful)

              by dbrutus (71639) on Saturday February 22 2003, @06:13PM (#5362383) Homepage
              Let me know when every application in Linux, cuts, copies and pastes in the same way.

              Linux is great at a lot of things but having every program conform to one set of user interface standards is not one of them.
    • Re:Has a point... (Score:5, Informative)

      by Phroggy (441) <slashdot3&phroggy,com> on Saturday February 22 2003, @02:49PM (#5361379) Homepage
      obsolete (IE 5.x)

      IE 5.x on the Mac is NOT the same as IE 5.x on Windows. There are pages that render significantly differently across the two. I've made some, quite by accident.

      or clunky ports (Mozilla).

      Since Mozilla was designed from the ground up to be fully cross-platform, I don't see how it can be called a "clunky port". IE for Mac OS X could be called a "clunky port", maybe (of IE for Mac OS 9, which was an elegant port of IE for Windows).

      This makes the Macintosh feel substantially less consistent than Windows (which is an ironic turn of events).

      I hear you there - it's pretty weird to select text in Mozilla, press Command-C to copy it, then paste it into xchat by middle-clicking.
    • Re:Has a point... (Score:5, Informative)

      by Orion_ (83461) on Saturday February 22 2003, @03:20PM (#5361545)
      +3 Insightful? What the hell?

      You, sir, are a troll.

      Web designers can't test web pages properly because most of their users use a browser that doesn't exist for the Macintosh (IE 6.x)

      As is well known, the Mac IE code base is completely different from the Windows IE code base. There is NO major feature that I am aware of that is present in the current version of Windows IE that is missing from the Mac version of IE. If I'm mistaken about this, please point me in the direction of something that references such a feature.

      Of course, MS probably likes to perpetuate this myth by not bumping the version number of its Mac product....

      The other browsers for the Mac are either immature (Chimera, Safari), obsolete (IE 5.x) or clunky ports (Mozilla).

      Maybe Chimera and Safari are immature, but IE5 for Mac is certainly not obsolete, and the statement that Mozilla for Mac is a clunky port (but the Windows version isn't) is just silly. If you don't like those, there's also Opera or OmniWeb, both mature browsers that are also highly standards-compliant.

      Microsoft Office is behind the Windows version and StarOffice only runs under X-windows.

      MS Office for Mac is "behind" the Windows version how, exactly? Mac Office doesn't have Access, so if you need Access, then the Mac isn't for you. Other than that... No speech recognition? I don't consider that a problem. VBA support slightly behind in some areas? Ditto. What else is there?

      And there most certainly IS a Mac version of OpenOffice [openoffice.org].

      I'm not saying that Apple is going out of business but there is a problem with the fact that the Apple is always an afterthought for application developers.

      For some developers, Apple is an afterthought, yes. But there are plenty of other developers for which Apple is not an afterthought, and believe it or not, Microsoft has been one of them. You make it out to sound like the state of software on the Mac is in the dark ages or something, but the truth is that in the two areas you mention, web browsers and office software, there are plenty of good choices out there. The only major area I can think of that is lacking on the Mac is gaming.

      And besides, if you consider this such a problem, why not just get a Windows PC and be done with it? The rest of us will happily continue using our "obsolete" web browsers and office software.

      (There. I've fed the troll. Now I feel better. :)
    • by coolgeek (140561) on Saturday February 22 2003, @04:02PM (#5361753) Homepage
      The dude is a total twit who just doesn't know. In addition to being incapable of downloading and installing the correct software for his Palm, dude also says "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Apple to create its own browser, which it calls Safari." Isn't that kind of like saying "The problem with lacklustre third party development has prompted Microsoft to create its own browser, which it calls Internet Exploder"? To sum up his article in one statment, I hear him saying: "Microsoft is a better single source than Apple". *yawns*

      Apple put out Safari to show the finger to Microsoft in not one but three ways: 1) It's not OS X that causes crappy IE performance. 2) We don't need you to make our browser for us. 3) BTW, it seems a vendor of proprietary software CAN INDEED benefit from using software released under GPL. I suppose the clueful may read in there something to the effect of M$ can't even write tight code on a good OS. Anyway, all three of these fingers are designed in a very calculated way to discredit Microsoft and send their PR guys scurrying back to their secret contingency regroup coordinates. That's the real story here.